Random Thought
“Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Tell tail sign!

Bob took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,”

he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to

ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”

The vet stepped back, “Bob, why should I do

such a thing?”

“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow

to spend the holidays, and I don’t want anything

to make her think she’s welcome.”


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