Random Thought
“Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Tell tail sign!

Bob took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,”

he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to

ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”

The vet stepped back, “Bob, why should I do

such a thing?”

“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow

to spend the holidays, and I don’t want anything

to make her think she’s welcome.”


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