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PostHeaderIcon The Lone Ranger’s Horse!

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war

party. The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In

honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.

But, before I kill you,I will grant you three requests. What is your first

request?”

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.” Chief

nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in

Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening,

Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and

spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief

admits he’s impressed. “You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I

will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?”

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to

him and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the

horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again

returns, this time with a voluptuous

brunette, even more attractive than the blond.

She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again

impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents,

but I will still kill you tomorrow .. What is your last request?” The

Lone Ranger responds,

“I’d like to speak to my horse, alone.”

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone

Ranger’s tent. Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by

both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, “Listen carefully,

for the last time. I said ……BRING POSSE!.


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