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“In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.”

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PostHeaderIcon Things to Remember as A Dog!

  1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

  2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

  3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed.

  4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

  5. I will not eat the cats’ food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.

  6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.

  7. I will not throw up in the car.

  8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

  9. “Kitty box crunchies,” although they are tasty, are not food.

  10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

  11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

  12. I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them.

  13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

  14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

  15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

  16. I will not steal my mom’s underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

  17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & dad’s laps.

  18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

  19. I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for mom’s driver’s license and car registration.

  20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

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