Random Thought
“Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon 3 A.M. Lecture!

The drunk was brought into night court, having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler. “What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?” the judge sternly queried.

“I was going to a lecture.”

“A lecture at 3 A.M.?” The judge was scornful.

“Oh, schure,” said the drunk. “Schometimes my wife schtarts ’em even later than that.”


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