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“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.”

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PostHeaderIcon A drunk on the train!

A drunk got on a train in Ireland and asked the conductor

how long the trip was from Limerick to Cork.

“It”s about two hours of travel,” the conductor explained.

“Well then, how long is it from Cork to Limerick?” the

drunk demanded to know. “It”s still two hours, laddie,”

the conductor said petulantly.

“What makes you think there would be a difference?”

The drunk eyed him sourly. “Well it”s only a week between

Christmas and New Year”s, but it”s a great long time

between New Year”s and Christmas, now isn”t it?”


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