Random Thought
“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Crap!!!

A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of

the last tests has left his system upset. Upon making several

false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another

and stayed put. He then filled his bed with human waste and

was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up

the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on

him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms

wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his

feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a

security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up

and asked “What the hell was that all about?”

Still staring down, the drunk replied: “I just beat the crap

out of a ghost!”


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