Random Thought
“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Cunning drunkard!

One night a police officer was staking out this particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the “Driving-Under-The-Influence Laws”. At closing time, he sees a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on six different cars before finding his. Then sits in the front seat, fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he starts the engine and begins to pull away.

The police officer waiting for him, stops the driver, reads him his rights and administers the breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demands to know how this could be possible. The driver replies, “well, tonight I’m the DESIGNATED DECOY!


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