Random Thought
“First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drinking explained!

An irritated wife had complained for weeks that her husband was spending all of his free time in a bar, so he finally took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know.” She thought for a long moment. “Oh, just the same as you, I guess.” So the husband ordered them each a shot of Jack Daniel’s, tossing his back in one gulp.

His wife watched this, then took a small sip from her own shotglass, immediately spitting it back out. “Ick! That’s terrible! I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go,” the husband cried. “And you’ve been thinking I’m out enjoying myself every night!”


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