Random Thought
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Drinking explained!

An irritated wife had complained for weeks that her husband was spending all of his free time in a bar, so he finally took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know.” She thought for a long moment. “Oh, just the same as you, I guess.” So the husband ordered them each a shot of Jack Daniel’s, tossing his back in one gulp.

His wife watched this, then took a small sip from her own shotglass, immediately spitting it back out. “Ick! That’s terrible! I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go,” the husband cried. “And you’ve been thinking I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

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