Random Thought
“Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon If men drink!

IF MEN DRINK:

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

IF MEN DRINK

As always, very simple and clear cut.

Ciders : He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Bitter : He’s old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port : Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn’t give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.)to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc : He’s gay (Blatantly).


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