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“Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.”

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PostHeaderIcon If men drink!

IF MEN DRINK:

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

IF MEN DRINK

As always, very simple and clear cut.

Ciders : He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Bitter : He’s old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port : Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn’t give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.)to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc : He’s gay (Blatantly).


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