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“Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.”

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PostHeaderIcon If woman drink!

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:


Drink : Beer.

Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.

Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.

Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.

Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks – no umbrellas

Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.

Approach : If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine – (bottled not 4 litre cask)

Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.

Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc

Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has

absolutely no clue.

Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is…and you’re in.

Drink : Baileys.

Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.

Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink : Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).

Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk…and naked.

Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

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