Random Thought
“Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Know your drinks!

There was this drunk guy at a bar talking to the bartender about how much he

loves gambling, and that he never loses. Just then, this other guy walks in

bragging that he can sit eyes closed with his back facing the bar, and name

what kind and how old any beer or wine is that you give him. Only by taste

and smell.

The drunk who had been there before heard and thought to him

self, “this would be an easy way to win some money” so he goes over to him

and says, “I bet you that I can give you a drink that you can’t name.” “Your

on.”, replyed the bragger “as long as you pay.” “Deal!” So the gambler puts

the first drink on the table.The guy closes his eyes picks up the drink and

takes a sip and smells it thinks for a while and says, “imported white wine

3 years old.”Stunned the gambler pays for another drink and puts it on the

table, the man picks it up sips it and smells then replys, “Jack Daniels 2

years old.

“Stunned once more the gambler realizes that he is short on cash

so he gets a glass and pisses in it and gives it to the guy. Again the guy

picks up the glass and sips it, gags and spits it out. “This tastes like

piss!”, the man says.”

“Yeah”, says the other, “now guess how old I am!”


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