Random Thought
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Safer investments!

I reckon no financial advisers will work this out…

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.


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