Random Thought
“I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.”

Another Thought...

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.

The bartender says “Your monkey just ate the cue-ball! GET OUT NOW!” so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.

Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.

The bartender says ” Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?”

The man says “Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size”


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