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Random Thoughts

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

  • Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.



Two little piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask the bartender, “Where’s the bathroom?” The bartender points to the door and they rush in.

Two more little piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, “Where’s the bathroom?” The bartender again points to the door and they both rush in.

One little piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit.

“Hey, buddy! Do you wanna know where the bathroom is?” says the bartender.

“No thanks,” the piggy slurs, “I always go WEE WEE WEE all the way home!”