Random Thought
“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The Little Piggies Have A Drink

Two little piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask the bartender, “Where’s the bathroom?” The bartender points to the door and they rush in.

Two more little piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, “Where’s the bathroom?” The bartender again points to the door and they both rush in.

One little piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit.

“Hey, buddy! Do you wanna know where the bathroom is?” says the bartender.

“No thanks,” the piggy slurs, “I always go WEE WEE WEE all the way home!”


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