Random Thought
“I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon When Does The Bar Open

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before – noon,” replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”

The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”

“No! I don’t wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!”


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