Random Thought
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon When Does The Bar Open

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before – noon,” replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”

The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”

“No! I don’t wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!”

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