Random Thought
“A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon 2 am phone call!

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”


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