Random Thought
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Blonde kidnapping!

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.

“I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 am. Signed, The Blonde”

She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note…”Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!”


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