Random Thought
“When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Blonde mother!

Three mothers, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were having lunch the one day.

When they started talking about their daughters the brunette said:”Last week I found a packet of cigarettes in my daughter’s drawer, I can’t believe she smokes.”

The redhead replied stating:”That wasn’t so bad, I found a bottle of liquer in my daughter’s closet, I can’t believe she is an alcoholic.”

The blonde suprisingly said:”Oh, please! I found a packet of condoms in my daughter’s bedside table, …I can’t believe she has a penis!”


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