Random Thought
“I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Blondes license to speed!

There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph.

A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road.

When she had stopped, the officer asked, “License and Registration

please.”

“It’s okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do

this,” she said smiling. “That’s impossible!” The officer replied,

“I’ve never heard of such a license.”

The blonde then reached into her purse and handed him her license.

Astonished, the Officer said, “Just as I suspected.

This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you

special consideration.”

She pointed to the bottom of the license, “See? it says so right here:

‘Tear Along The Dotted Line’.”


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