Random Thought
“I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Breaststroke

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The redhead came in first, the brunette came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”

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