Random Thought
“Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Breaststroke

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The redhead came in first, the brunette came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”

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