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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Hawaii or Bust!

One day a blond woman decided to take a trip to Hawaii. She had been

planning this trip for about 10 years and was relieved when she finally

stepped foot on the plane. She sat down in first class, even though her seat

was in coach.

A couple minutes later a businessman walked in very tired from the hard day

at work. He looked at his ticket and tried to find his seat. When he did he

was surprised to see a blond woman in his seat. He approached her and said,

“Excuse me, but you’re in my seat.”

The woman looked up at him very puzzled and said, “I’m blond, I’m not

stupid, and this is my seat.”

Even after trying to show the woman that he was right and she was wrong, she

would not move. After trying several times to get this confused woman out of

his seat, he decided to tell the flight attendant. He went up to the

attendant and said, “Excuse me, sir, this blond lady won’t get out of my

seat.”

The attendant said, “Sir, I have the perfect solution. Every year we get one

of these.” The attendant went over to the woman and whispered something in

her ear. The woman sprinted to the back of the plane and took a seat.

The businessman was amazed and asked what the hell he said to her. The

attendant turned around with a big smile on his face. “I told her that only

the back of the plane was going to Hawaii.”


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