Random Thought
“Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Out on a date!

A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually, they ended up parked at ‘lovers point’ where they started making out. After things started to progress, the guy thought he might get lucky. After a few more minutes of fooling around, he asked his date, “Do you want to get into the back seat?”

“NO!” she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe she’s not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off and the windows are steamed. Things are getting really hot, so he asks again, “Do you want to get into the back seat?”

“NO!” she answers again. Now he has her bra off, they’re both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now. “Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?” he asks again.

“NO!” she answers yet again.

Frustrated, he askes the blonde, “Well, why not?”

“Because I want to stay up here with you!!!”


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