Random Thought
“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Painting the house!

A blonde decides that she is sick and tired of all the nasty blonde jokes, and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decides to show her husband that some blondes are really smart.

After a fair amount of thought, the blonde decides that the best way to prove that she isn’t a dumb blonde is to paint a couple of rooms in the house, while her husband is off at work.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok.

“Yes” she replies.

He asks what she is doing. She tells him how she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and that she wanted to do it by painting the house in his absence. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said ….


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