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“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”

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PostHeaderIcon Wanna hear a blonde joke!

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6ft tall, 200 pound black belt veteran of the Special Forces – and I’m blonde. The guy sitting next to me is 6ft2″, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6ft5″, pushing 300 pounds and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy thinks for a moment and replies, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”


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