Random Thought
“No one is listening until you break wind.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Animal differences!

One day, a class of third graders from the city was taking a field

trip to the country to visit a little farm. The kids

were amazed to see all the different kind of animals.

So the farmer asks one little girl, “What’s the difference between a

rooster and a hen?”

“The hen lays eggs.” replied the little girl.

“Very good!” said the Farmer. Then the farmer asked another little girl, “What’s the difference between a duck and a turkey?”

“Well,” replied the girl. “Turkeys can’t swim and turkeys are what we

have on Thanksgiving Day”.

“Very good!” explained the farmer.

Then he asks Little Johnny, “Do you know the difference between a

bull and a cow”?

“Yes, I do,” replied Little Johnny. “Bulls smile when you milk them.”

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