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“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'”

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Air is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

The body consists of three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, there are five bowels – a, e, i, o and u.

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Rhubarb: celery gone kind of bloodshot.

Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is negative or affirmative.

For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

For Fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm instead.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.

The pistol of a flower protects it against insects.

The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.


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