Random Thought
“I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Dead goldfish!

Little Victoria was in the garden filling in a hole when her

neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the she was

doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there Victoria?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Victoria tearfully “and I’ve just buried


The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a

goldfish isn’t it?”

Victoria patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s

because he’s inside your fucking cat!

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