Random Thought
“They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Dead goldfish!

Little Victoria was in the garden filling in a hole when her

neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the she was

doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there Victoria?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Victoria tearfully “and I’ve just buried


The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a

goldfish isn’t it?”

Victoria patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s

because he’s inside your fucking cat!

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