Random Thought
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Dead goldfish!

Little Victoria was in the garden filling in a hole when her

neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the she was

doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there Victoria?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Victoria tearfully “and I’ve just buried


The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a

goldfish isn’t it?”

Victoria patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s

because he’s inside your fucking cat!

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