Random Thought
“Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?”

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PostHeaderIcon How many seconds in a year!

The teacher said, “Now class, we know their are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can tell me how many seconds there are in a year?”

All the kids looked baffled by the question except Rufus, who raised his hand and waved it excitedly.

“Yes, Rufus, how many seconds are there in a year?” the teacher asked.

Replied Rufus, “Twelve, m’am. January second, February second, March second…”

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