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Random Thoughts

  • If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  • There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

  • Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?



A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father

what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies:

“Well, uh… you go there to… have a good time.”

The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there

too, but his father insists that he’s too young.

Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to “Suzie’s” to “have a

good time”, not knowing the little boy is following them.

After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse

and tells the Madame that he wants to have a good time. She’s a

bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three

doughnuts and tells him to leave.

Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father

approaches him first and asks him where he’s been.

“IN A WHOREHOUSE!” he screams proudly.

“WHAT? Well… uh… how was it?”

“I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked

the last.”