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“The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.”

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PostHeaderIcon Lil’ Johnny, Lil’ Jenny and Pammy!

An ten year old boy was walking home with a girl in his class when he said:

“Pammy, you’re the first girl I have ever loved.”

Pammy responded: “Great, that’s all I need is another beginner.”

Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny’s house. “Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny’s got a penis like a peanut!” Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, “What, you mean it’s shaped like a peanut?”

“No silly, it’s salty!”

Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. “If I gave you $200,” the teacher began,” and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?”

“An orgy,” Johnny answered.

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