Random Thought
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Little Johnny …. Beautiful!

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the little Suzy, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”

“Very good, Suzy,” replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Michael!” Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. “Lastnight, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, …..just fucking beautiful!'”


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