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PostHeaderIcon Little Johnny …. on Shrimps!

Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says “Mom, why has granny got a shrimp between her legs?”

“Don`t be silly, granny has`nt got a shrimp between her legs” his mother replies. But little Johnny is insistant “She has, she has!” he shouts.

With this his mother grabs Johnny by the hand and says “Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness. Show me!”

With that, Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma`s room where, being a very hot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no cloths on. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between granny`s legs. “Look I told you so” he shouts “See a little shrimp!”

His mother calmly decides she had better explain. “Ok Johnny, I know it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it`s called a clitoris”.

“Thats funny” retorts johnny “It`s tastes like shrimp……”


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