Random Thought
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Little Johnny … peeing in the pool!

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

“You’re not allowed to pee in the pool,” said the lifeguard. “I’m going to

report you.”

“But everyone pees in the pool,” said Little Johnny.

“Maybe,” said the lifeguard, “but not from the diving board!”


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