Random Thought
“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Mom, can I get a bra?!

“Mom, can I ask you something?”

“Sure, honey, what’s on your mind.”

“Well, I’m already fourteen and, I think it’s just proper that I should own one.”

“Own ‘one’ what?” mother asked suspiciously.

“A push up bra.”

“No.”

“But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.”

“Absolutely not.”

“I think it would be just proper at my age…”

“I said no way!”

“But…”

“Morris! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!”


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