Random Thought
“We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Money from God!

A little boy wanted R100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD RSA, they decided to send it to President Mandela. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a R5.00 note. President Mandela thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the R5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through the government and, as usual, those bastards deducted R95.00.

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