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PostHeaderIcon Nursery Crimes!

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn’t the spider that crept beside her,

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

What have you got there?

Said the Pieman unto Simon,

Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said “Fuck him, He’s only an egg.”

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it’s arse

and turned it’s wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have a little fun.

Jill, that dill

Forgot her pill

and now they have a son.

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.

Hey. He needed the Money.


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