Random Thought
“An optimist invented the aeroplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The dead cat!

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he”d found a cat.

She asked if it was dead or alive.

“Dead,” she was informed.

“How do you know?”, she asked.

“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn”t move,” said the child

innocently.

“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ”pssst” and he

didn”t move.”


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