Random Thought
“I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The dead cat!

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he”d found a cat.

She asked if it was dead or alive.

“Dead,” she was informed.

“How do you know?”, she asked.

“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn”t move,” said the child

innocently.

“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ”pssst” and he

didn”t move.”


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