Random Thought
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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Tough school teacher!

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster

cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his

shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the

term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself

assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the

window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk

work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the

desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

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