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PostHeaderIcon Use the word ‘fascinate’!

A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Marta said, “My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted the word ‘fascinate.'”

Sarita raised her hand. She said, “My family went to the Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals.”

“That’s good, too,” said the teacher, “but I wanted the word ‘fascinate.'”

Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for his bad language, but surely he couldn’t damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Billy said proudly, “My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”


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