Random Thought
“Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Watermelon patch!

A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from

his watermelon patch.

So he put up a sign that read “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS RAT POISON!”

The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read “NOW TWO OF THEM DO!”


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