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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

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Quotes taken from school papers of 5th and 6th graders.

1. You can listen to thunder and tell how close you are to getting hit

bylightning. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

2. The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation get

blamed for a lot of things disappearing that people forget to put the top

on.

3. I’m not sure how clouds are formed, but the clouds know how to do it and

that’s the important thing.

4. Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be

called a drop, it does.

5. Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

6. Mushrooms always grow in damp places; this is why they are shaped like

umbrellas.

7. The word “trousers” is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the

top and plural at the bottom.

8. If you want to keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

9. When planets run around and around in circles it is called orbiting.

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.

10. In some rocks, you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

11. For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is

dead.

12. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

13. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

14. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

15. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the

population.

16. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then

forcing it through an aviator.

17. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on top and

you sit on the bottom.


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