Random Thought
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon A Star Wars Christmas!

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader’s reach, “How do you know!?” Luke yelled at him, “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas!?”

Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, “I felt your presents.”


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