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PostHeaderIcon Drug Dealers VS Programmers!

Drug Dealers VS Programmers

Drug Dealers:

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1. Refer to their clients as “users”

2. “The first one’s free!”

3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff)

4. Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”

5. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market

6. Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent mixing machines

7. Their product causes unhealthy addictions

Programmers:

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1. Refer to their clients as “users”

2. “Download a free trial version… “

3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code)

4. Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”

5. Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market

6. Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines

7. Addictions to DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem

‘Nuff said.


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