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“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.”

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PostHeaderIcon Husbands and computers!

Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning !

Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV ?

Husband : Variable not found …

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied…

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters…

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are useless.

Husband : It’s by Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : File in use … Try later.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?

Husband : Unknown Virus ~~~~

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