Random Thought
“Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Lesson from junk email!

Things I have learned from reading my junk e-mail:

1. Everything is absolutely free (or only shipping & handling).

2. I can become a millionaire overnight just by clicking here.

3. Hundreds of young beautiful cheerleaders are waiting to perform any

sexual acts I wish performed on me (or my pets, or my farm animals) if I

just click there.

4. I can have my penis size doubled, my breasts enlarged two cup sizes, my

age reversed by 20 to 30 years. Just click here.

5. I can buy almost anything for practically nothing if I just click here.

6. I can see lovely lesbians cavort with each other..virgins lose their

virginity in front of my eyes or famous movie starlets do it with a hundred

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7. I can purchase potions to enhance my sex life, restore my hair loss,

make me irresistible to the opposite sex (or the same sex if

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8. But wait..there”s more…legal marijuana, sleeping pills, stay-awake

pills, lose weight pills, gain weight pills….a set of Ginzu knives…all

by just clicking and clicking.


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