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Top 18 Programmer’s Terminologies

  1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED

    – We are still pissing in the wind.

  2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM

    – We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

  3. WE HAVE ACHIEVED CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION

    – We know who to blame.

  4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH

    – It works OK, but looks very hi tech.

  5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS ASSURED

    – We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

  6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE

    – The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

  7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING

    – We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

  8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED

    – The only person who understood the thing quit.

  9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS

    – It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

  10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT

    – Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

  11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL

    – Let’s spread the responsibility for the screw up.

  12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING

    – We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we’ve already done.

  13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION

    – I can’t wait to hear this bull!

  14. SEE ME or LET’S DISCUSS

    – Come into my office, I’m lonely.

  15. ALL NEW

    – Code not interchangeable with the previous design.

  16. AFTER YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT

    – After four project managers were either sacked or else had nervous breakdowns or just failed miserably, it finally works just!

  17. THIS IS A LOW MAINTENANCE SOLUTION

    – It s impossible to fix if it breaks down.

  18. WE WILL INVOLVE USERS FULLY

    – We’ll listen to you so long as you agree to agree with us.


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