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“42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Redneck computer terms:

LOG ON: MAKIN A WOOD STOVE HOTTER

LOG OFF: DON’T ADD NO MORE WOOD

MONITOR: KEEPIN AN EYE ON THE WOOD STOVE

DOWNLOAD: GETTIN THE FARWOOD OFF THE TRUCK

MEGA HERTZ: WHEN YER NOT KERFUL GETTIN THE FARWOOD

FLOPPY DISK: WHATCHA GIT FROM TRYIN TO CARRY TOO MUCH FARWOOD.

RAM: THANT THAR THING WHUT SPLITS THE FARWOOD

HARD DRIVE: GETTIN HOME IN THE WINTER

PROMPT: WHUT THE MAIL AIN’T IN THE WINTER TIME

WINDOWS: WHUT TO SHUT WEN IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

SCREEN: WHUT TO SHUT WHEN IT’S BLAK FLY SEASON

BYTE: WHUT THEM DANG FLYS DO

CHIP: MUNCHIES FER THE TV

MICRO CHIP: WHUT’S IN THE BOTTOM OF THE MUNCHIE BAG

MODEM: WHUTCHA DID TO THE HAY FIELDS

DOT MATRIX: OLD DAN MATRIX’S WIFE

LAP TOP: WHAR KITTY SLEEPS

KEYBOARD: WHAR YA HANG THE DANG KEYS

SOFTWARE: THEM DANG PLASTIC FORKS AND KNIFS

MOUSE: WHUT EATS THE GRAIN IN THE BARN

MAINFRAME: HOLDS UP THE BARN ROOF

PORT: FANCY FLATLANDER WINE

ENTER: NORTHERNER TALK FER “C’MON IN Y’ALL”

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: WHEN YA CAIN’T ‘MEMBER WHUT YA PAID FER THE RIFLE WEN YORE WIFE ASKS

MOUSE PAD: THAT HIPPIE TALK FER THE RAT HOLE


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