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“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.”

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Term Definition
Ethernet A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
Asynch A place to wash your hands.
Bisynch The place where Elton John washes his hands.
Modem What landscapers do to dem front lawns.
Token Ring A type of virtual (marriage) engagement gift.
BBS. Tall tales told by insects that produce honey.
ASCII Ancient god of Telecommunications. Rumored to give vast amounts of data to believers. Hence, the phrase “ASCII and you shall receive” [St. John 16:24]
Block Parity One heck of a good time.
Carrier Detect Raison d’etre for premarital blood tests.
File Transfer Procedure followed by INFORMATION CENTER staff who are tired of their present jobs.
Serial Interface A spoon.
Terminal Emulation A function performed by a canary that lays on its back with its legs in the air.
XMODEM A device on the losing end of a lightning encounter.
DataPac A size 14 girl in a size 8 bikini.
Hayes Compatible Prone to riding with a grizzled old cowhand who sings off-key. Gene Autry is the industry standard.

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