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PostHeaderIcon The windows car!

News Item: Microsoft announces that BMW’s new 7-series sedan will use

Windows CE software to run its in-dash control computer. Other

automakers will follow suit.

The Top 15 Features of a Windows Car

· Damage from frequent crashes greatly limited by agonizingly slow

speeds.

· MS-AAA mysteriously knows where you are and what you ran into before

you even call.

· Lets you e-mail viruses to jerks who cut you off in traffic.

· Sure, you *own* the car — but your nerdy 17-year-old nephew is the

only one who can figure out how to drive it.

· Engine trouble? Just execute a Ctrl+Alt+Honk and the car repairs

itself.

· “Crowby,” the annoying, animated crowbar, keeps changing the radio

station.

· It doesn’t matter how good it is, those techno-snobs with the free

Linux cars always look down on you.

· It’s a royal pain to try to pull into a non-Microsoft gas station.

· Now only takes THREE MINUTES to start.

· Whenever you leave your driveway, the little paperclip guy jumps out

of the glove box and says, “It looks like you’re going to work! Can I

help?”

· You have to reinstall the entire engine once a month.

· After putting it in park, it shakes and rattles for a couple minutes

before you finally get the signal that it’s safe to turn off the

engine.

· Despite reassurances of improved security from Microsoft, hackers

can easily gain entry by simply using the door handles.

· You can’t lend it to someone else; they have to purchase their own.

· You have to pull to the side of the road, turn off and restart the

engine whenever you change CD’s.


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