Random Thought
“How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Flat Broke

After being arrested for robbery, Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.
“Look,” the crook said, “I’ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box.
Can you get me off?”
The lawyer said, “Believe me, pal, you will never go to prison with that kind of money.”
And sure enough, he did not. He went to prison flat broke.


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